Your Sex Life

Rate your Sexual Experience!

Identify the level of your latest sexual contact. Answer the following questions on our 100% scientifically concrete quiz!

  1. Physically I this person was ______.
    1. Super hot:  (+2)
    2. Fairly attractive (+1)
    3. Decent (+0)
    4. Some kind of ugly, but I am strangely attracted to him/her anyway (-1)
    5. Super nasty and awful:  How drunk WAS I?  Anyway….. (-2)
  2. Our first physical contact was  _____.
    1. Extremely Electric… I’m addicted! (+3)
    2. Damn good  (+1)
    3. Boring, actually (+0)
    4. Really weird… not quite right (-1)
    5. Awkward and unpleasant (-2)
  3. When kissing  it seemed to be _____.
    1. Very nice and tender.  His/her kisses were slow and sweet. (+1)
    2. Hard and passionate- just the way I like it (+1)
    3. Nothing special. (-1)
    4. Sloppy. I felt like I was kissing my dog. (-1)
    5. Revolting (-2)
    6. We didn’t kiss because it’s not my thing. (+0)
  4. In terms of our level of attraction to each other, I felt like ____:
    1. The other person was into me as much as I was into him/her (+2)
    2. I was more into the person than the person was into me. (-1)
    3. We were both there and pretty neutral (0)
    4. That person was more into me that I was into him/her (-1)
    5. We were both not into each other but it was too late… (-2)
  5. When this person went down on me:
    1. It was absolutely amazing!  My feet were tingling  (+2)
    2. S/he had average technique, but I was satisfied in the end (+1)
    3. S/he did not go down on me, but I didn’t want him/her to anyway (+0)
    4. Actually, this person did not go down on me and I wish s/he had (-1)
    5. He/she should not have gone there. (-2)
  6. We ended up having intercourse and it was ____.
    1. Fabulous.  It felt amazing and I wanted to do it all night long (+2)
    2. Not the best ever, but a solid performance (+1)
    3. Mediocre. My mind wandered and I fantasized about someone else (-1)
    4. A nightmare. I couldn’t wait for it to end (-2)
    5. We didn’t have intercourse (+0)
  7. The level of dirty talking/ noise we made during our encounter was _____.
    1. Totally perfect for me… it made it even hotter (+2)
    2. There was enough grunting to know we were having a good time (+1)
    3. Not a good match- I was bummed my partner didn’t make more/less noise. (-1)
    4. Unnoticeable: it doesn’t really enter my mind during sex. (+0)
  8. My sex partner’s smell was _____.
    1. A turn on:  It just got me even more hard/wet. (+2)
    2. Fine/neutral (+0)
    3. Gross:  Next time shower first/ too much perfume or deodorant. (-2)
  9. In terms of sexual open-mindedness, my partner ____.
    1. got me to try something new and I loved it!  (+2)
    2. was the same amount of vanilla/kinky as I am (+1)
    3. just did things the vanilla way, but it was fine  (+0)
    4. was totally close-minded and boring (-2)
  10. When I reached climax, it was _____.
    1. So amazing, it felt like the first time I came. (+3)
    2. Mechanical, just what I needed: release. (+1)
    3. Actually, I never got to that point. (-2)
    4. Fake (-10)
  11. Overall, do I want to have sex with this person again?
    1. Yes. Immediately. (+4)
    2. I wouldn’t say no. (+1)
    3. Probably not (-1)
    4. Hell no! (-4)
  12. Do your partner take canadian pharmacy Viagra or Cialis:
    1. Yes (+2)
    2. No (0)