Looking to see how the sex you had last night measures up?  Take a look at your sex life through our 100% scientifically accurate quiz!              Please note:  if you had sex with more than one person at once, you will have to rate each person separately.  We apologize for any inconvenience.  

1. Physically I find this person to be ______.
   1. Really super hot:  (+2)
   2. Fairly attractive (+1)
   3. Decent (+0)
   4. Kind of ugly, but I am strangely attracted to him/her anyway (-1)
   5. Super nasty:  How drunk WAS I?  Anyway….. (-2)

2. Our first physical contact was  _____.
   1. Extremely Electric… I’m addicted! (+3)
   2. Damn good  (+1)
   3. Kind of boring, actually (+0)
   4. Really weird… not quite right (-1)
   5. Awkward and unpleasant (-2)

3. When we kissed  it was _____.
   1. Very nice and tender.  His/her kisses were slow and sweet. (+1)
   2. Hard and passionate- just the way I like it (+1)
   3. Nothing special. (-1)
   4. Sloppy. I felt like I was kissing my dog. (-1)
   5. Revolting (-2)
   6. We didn’t kiss because it’s not my thing. (+0)

4. In terms of our level of attraction to each other, I felt like ____:
   1. The other person was into me as much as I was into him/her (+2)
   2. I was more into the person than the person was into me. (-1)
   3. We were both there and pretty neutral (0)
   4. That person was more into me that I was into him/her (-1)
   5. We were both not into each other but it was too late… (-2)

5. When this person went down on me:
   1. It was absolutely amazing!  My feet were tingling  (+2)
   2. S/he had average technique, but I was satisfied in the end (+1)
   3. S/he did not go down on me, but I didn’t want him/her to anyway (+0)
   4. Actually, this person did not go down on me and I wish s/he had (-1)
   5. He/she should not have gone there. (-2)

6. We ended up having intercourse and it was ____.
   1. Fabulous.  It felt amazing and I wanted to do it all night long (+2)
   2. Not the best ever, but a solid performance (+1)
   3. Mediocre. My mind wandered and I fantasized about someone else (-1)
   4. A nightmare. I couldn’t wait for it to end (-2)
   5. We didn’t have intercourse (+0)

7. The level of dirty talking/ noise we made during our encounter was _____.
   1. Totally perfect for me… it made it even hotter (+2)
   2. There was enough grunting to know we were having a good time (+1)
   3. Not a good match- I was bummed my partner didn’t make more/less noise. (-1)
   4. Unnoticeable: it doesn’t really enter my mind during sex. (+0)

8. My sex partner’s smell was _____.
   1. A turn on:  It just got me even more hard/wet. (+2)
   2. Fine/neutral (+0)
   3. Gross:  Next time shower first/ too much perfume or deodorant. (-2)

    

9. In terms of sexual open-mindedness, my partner ____.
   1. got me to try something new and I loved it!  (+2)
   2. was the same amount of vanilla/kinky as I am (+1)
   3. just did things the vanilla way, but it was fine  (+0)
   4. was totally close-minded and boring (-2)

10. When I reached climax, it was _____.
    1. So amazing, it felt like the first time I came. (+3)
    2. Mechanical, just what I needed: release. (+1)
    3. Actually, I never got to that point. (-2)
    4. Fake (-10)

11. Overall, do I want to have sex with this person again?
    1. Yes. Immediately. (+4)
    2. I wouldn’t say no. (+1)
    3. Probably not (-1)
    4. Hell no! (-4)

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